Please Accept Our Sacrifice of Fruit Pizza: Sour w/ strawberry, blueberry, kiwi, orange, cream cheese frosting, sugar cookies and NO LACTOSE. Collab w/ Brewing Projekt
Ritual Night– 8% Mexican dark chocolate stout brewed with roasted chocolate malts, cocoa nibs, milk sugar, Mexican vanilla beans, cinnamon & Ancho chili peppers
Teal Label– WestCoast IPA brewed with Maris Otter Pale Ale malt, kettle hopped and dry hopped with our hand-selected Columbus Cryo, Simcoe, Strata & Citra
Forbidden Canyons– New England Double IPA brewed with pale ale malted barley, malted oats, malted wheat, flaked rye. Whirlpool hopped and double dry hopped with our hand-selected blend of Mosaic, Citra, El Dorado Cryo, Ekuanot Cryo and Sabro
Aslin Brewing
Tyson’s Grandma- Pecan Pie IPA
Pinkies Up- %18 AVIPA
Master of Oranges- Dbl IPA
Totally Cannon- Holiday Smoothie Sour
BlackStack Brewing
Plead The Fifth- Anniversary Quad IPA
Drekker Brewing Limited Quantities
Braaaains Cranberry, Cherry, Plum
There Will Be Prrrt
Mass Shadows- NEIPA
Creepers Pet- Cider Smoothie Sour
Fair State Coop
Mr. Falcon- Hazy IPA Barrel Theory Collab
The Get Down- Coffee Stout
Lobster Stuffed With Tacos- BA Imperial Stout Bottle Logic Collab
Braaaaaaains Zombie We loaded this Braaaaaaaains up with Lemon, Lime, Cherry, Pineapple, & Passionfruit and then hit it with our double secret smoothie treatment of sea salt, lactose, and vanilla. It’s got us thinking that this must be what Braaaaaaaains taste like to a zombie. Because it’s dang delicious and it’s got us wanting more and more and now all we think about is Braaaaaaaains. So you know, zombies, we get it
Slang du Jour – Strawberry Shortcake This Sour à la Mode is loaded up with the dynamite combination of Strawberry and Rhubarb plus granola, brown sugar, cinnamon, lactose, and vanilla beans for that slangy, cobblery, right out of Grandma’s oven flavor.
Magic of a Different Color Double IPA Magic of a Different Color is a Phantasmically delicious DIPA brewed with a bunch of oats for a super soft body and then hopped with Centiennial, Citra, Galaxy, Nelson Sauvin, and Phantasm for some super fruity & juicy notes, and then we fermented it with Helio Gazer yeast to bring out even more notes of viognier grapes, lychee, peach, pear, and tropical fruit! Oh lawd… We took this sundae sour and baked it up with a mountain of confetti cake, filled it with strawberry and raspberry jelly then covered it in frosting and plopped a candle on top. It’s our party and we’ll Chonk if we want to!
Garbage People Double IPA Don’t know about you guys, but we were always a little more Garbage Pail Kids than Cabbage Patch Kids. We grew up (technically, but not really) and we aren’t kids anymore so we’re just Garbage People. This new Double IPA is hopped with Mosaic, Galaxy, Citra, and Vic Secret with some serious dank, orange zest, bubble gum, & apricot flavor and aroma.⠀ ⠀ So crack one of these and decide which Garbage Pail Kid you feel like? Oozy Suzy? Maybe a little more like Jay Decay? Let us know, we’ve got a feeling you’re Garbage People too.⠀
Braaaaaaains Blackberry Cherry Plum A new Braaaaaaaains! We stuffed this one with Blackberry, Cherries and Plum and then hit it with our double secret smoothie treatment of sea salt, lactose, and vanilla!⠀
NEW – Two Right Eyes – Hazy DBL IPA
For this banger we set out to laser focus our vision, flip our perspective and get weird with our hopping scheme. To kick it off we chose our lovely and hand-selected Citra & Mosaic. It’s all very nerdy and scientific but basically we reimagined a totally new dry hop schedule and used our evil robot centrifuge to create a total juice unit. It simply explodes with notes of apricot, pineapple, kiwi, melon and that sticky icky dankness we just can’t get enough of. ⠀
Prrt – So Good You know you’re in for a good time when you see people walking around with cotton candy, and this one’s definitely a good time. PRRRT So Good is loaded it up with Strawberry & Blueberry and then hit it with cotton candy floss for that real melt in your mouth, sticky fingers at the fair cotton candy flavor.⠀Contains no lactose.
Chonk – Birthday Cake Oh lawd… We took this sundae sour and baked it up with a mountain of confetti cake, filled it with strawberry and raspberry jelly then covered it in frosting and plopped a candle on top. It’s our party and we’ll Chonk if we want to!
Braaaaaaains Guava, Guava, Guava A new Braaaaaaaains! We stuffed this one with Mango and Prickly Pear and then hit it with our double secret smoothie treatment of sea salt, lactose, and vanilla!⠀
NEW – Hi-FI Nightmare – Collaboration with MIKERPHONE Brewing A little while back we got to hang out with Mike from @mikerphonebrewing and no fruit was safe! We put our heads together and brewed Hi-Fi Nightmare, the 2nd beer on Friday’s release. This one’s a Fruit Punch Sour with pineapple, cherry, lemon, lime, and orange for the fruitiest, punchiest, fruit punch flavor imaginable and we can’t wait for guys to try it!
Chonk – Pumpkin Spice latte Our fluffy & lovable hefty boi is back and he’s hating every second of this warm weather because it’s PSL season and he wants to dress like Han Solo already, dammit. It’s time to start manifesting fall in this chonky absurdity loaded up with pumpkin, vanilla soft serve ice cream, cream of coconut, cinnamon, nutmeg, allspice, Thunder Coffee coffee beans, lactose, and vanilla for a flavor that’s hella basic but at the same time anything but.
Ectogasm Hazy IPA Ectogasm is a juicy, hazy, and soft NE IPA brewed with Citra & Mosaic hops.
Braaaaaaains Mango / Prickly Pear Double Fruit Sour A new Braaaaaaaains! We stuffed this one with Mango and Prickly Pear and then hit it with our double secret smoothie treatment of sea salt, lactose, and vanilla!⠀
Strawberry Rhubarb Cobbler Slang Du Jour – fruit sour This Sour à la Mode is loaded up with the dynamite combination of Strawberry and Rhubarb plus granola, brown sugar, cinnamon, lactose, and vanilla beans for that slangy, cobblery, right out of Grandma’s oven flavor.⠀⠀
NEW – Brace for the G’s – IPA A new IPA with some new stuff we can’t wait for you to try! Brace For The G’s is an IPA brewed with YCH 303, Citra, Vic Secret, and we used Phantasm for the first time to really blast out the key lime, clementine & juicy fruit (like the gum) flavor & aromas.
NEW – Odin is my Overlord – Valhalla series DBL IPA The divine return of the Allfather! Odin Is My Overlord reigns supreme over our God Series of Lactose Double IPAs with its almighty hop combo of CTZ, Enigma, Mosaic, and Hallertau Blanc. Odin’s pillowy soft body gets a boost and just a little bit of sweetness from a dose of lactose that balances perfectly with that all-powerful hop bill.⠀⠀
Chonk – White Chocolate/ peach/ Vanilla ice cream – Dbl fruit sour Our lovable hefty boi is back and this time he’s slathered with all kinds of tasty goodies like white chocolate, peaches, vanilla ice cream, lactose, and vanilla beans! As you can probably imagine this preposterously decadent absolute unit is absurdly delicious.
Ectogasm Hazy IPA Ectogasm is a juicy, hazy, and soft NE IPA brewed with Citra & Mosaic hops.
Braaaaaaains Mango / Lemon / Lime Double Fruit Sour We loaded this summer crusher up with mango, lemon, & lime and then hit it with our double secret smoothie treatment of sea salt, lactose, and vanilla beans and it’s just as refreshing & delicious as you’re imagining it is right now.
Chonk Banana Split Banana Split Chonk is back! Our loveable hefty boi is all smothered in a preposterously tasty pile of banana, strawberry, & chocolate
Frose Braaaaains – Collab w/KINGS Brewing Co! big ol’ fruity collab with our pals @kingsbrewingco! We loaded up Frosé Braaaaaaaains with watermelon, lime, & guava then gave it our double secret smoothie treatment of sea salt, lactose, and vanilla.
NEW Style – Good Platoon DBL IPA Goon Platoon is brewed with oats and loaded up with Citra, Belma, and NZH-107 hops for a super balanced flavor with notes of kiwi, guava, and strawberry candy.⠀
NEW – Pizza Toots IPA Pizza Toots is an IPA brewed with oats & spelt and hopped with Rakau and Ekuanot and it’s crazy delicious.
NEW version – Slang Du Jour Lemon Bar
We raided Grandma’s recipe box and then got a little weird with it of course, so we stuffed this Slang with lemon, pear, a little banana, vanilla soft serve ice cream, granola and a whole pile of shortbread cookies for a lemon bar flavor that’s totally Grandma approved!
NEW – When life gives you Prrrrts! When Life Gives You PRRRTs all you can do is laugh at the PRRRTs. It’s also going to be better if you’re laughing at the PRRRTs while drinking a When Life Gives You PRRRTs. This Strawberry, Guava, Pink Lemonade is hella tasty,
NEW – Synaptic Cleft DBL IPA Synaptic Cleft, a big, soft double IPA built on a huge base of oats and wheat and hopped with Motueka, Moutere, Citra, and Belma for some massive citrus, stone fruit, & berry flavors with just the right amount of bitterness to perfectly balance it all out.⠀